In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don’t want hits the paper.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.
The other line moves faster.
No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don’t want hits the paper.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.
The other line moves faster.
No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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