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Thursday, May 10, 2012

An Interview By A Psychological Professor

An Interview By A Psychological Professor:

Professor in Viva: There are 500

bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left?

Student: That's easy sir,499!

Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.

Professor: What are the 4 steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Student: Open the fridge, Take the elephant out, Put the deer in &Close the fridge.

Professor: It's lion's birthday,all the animals are there except one. why?

Student: Because the deer is in the fridge!

Professor: How does an old woman cross a lake filled with crocodiles?

Student: She just crosses it bcoz the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Professor: Ok! last question.

In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Student: Sir,I guess she drowned!

Professor: No! She was hit by the brick U droped!

U may leave now.

See U in suplementry!

An Interview By A Psychological Professor

An Interview By A Psychological Professor:

Professor in Viva: There are 500

bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left?

Student: That's easy sir,499!

Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.

Professor: What are the 4 steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Student: Open the fridge, Take the elephant out, Put the deer in &Close the fridge.

Professor: It's lion's birthday,all the animals are there except one. why?

Student: Because the deer is in the fridge!

Professor: How does an old woman cross a lake filled with crocodiles?

Student: She just crosses it bcoz the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Professor: Ok! last question.

In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Student: Sir,I guess she drowned!

Professor: No! She was hit by the brick U droped!

U may leave now.

See U in suplementry!