An Interview By A Psychological Professor:
Professor in Viva: There are 500
bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left?
Student: That's easy sir,499!
Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.
Professor: What are the 4 steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Student: Open the fridge, Take the elephant out, Put the deer in &Close the fridge.
Professor: It's lion's birthday,all the animals are there except one. why?
Student: Because the deer is in the fridge!
Professor: How does an old woman cross a lake filled with crocodiles?
Student: She just crosses it bcoz the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Professor: Ok! last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Student: Sir,I guess she drowned!
Professor: No! She was hit by the brick U droped!
U may leave now.
See U in suplementry!
Professor in Viva: There are 500
bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left?
Student: That's easy sir,499!
Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.
Professor: What are the 4 steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Student: Open the fridge, Take the elephant out, Put the deer in &Close the fridge.
Professor: It's lion's birthday,all the animals are there except one. why?
Student: Because the deer is in the fridge!
Professor: How does an old woman cross a lake filled with crocodiles?
Student: She just crosses it bcoz the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Professor: Ok! last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Student: Sir,I guess she drowned!
Professor: No! She was hit by the brick U droped!
U may leave now.
See U in suplementry!
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