I'm a man, I can fix that ...

I'm a man, I can fix that ... 

Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
(Is that a neck brace you have on?)

   New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

No bottle opener?
I can fix that! 

   Room too dark using compact fluorescents?
I can fix that!

Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that! 

    Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

No ice chest?
I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

    Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

 

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

Desk overloaded?
I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

No skate park in town?
I can fix that!

and - last but not least - - - -
 Out of diapers?
I can fix that!